sorry, we’re going to keep it to one day a week mainly because some people somehow find it annoying and unappealing even though i have a tag they can blacklist and the works.
Becca & Billy Mun · Resident Evil: Confessions
For your listening pleasure - or, in this limited time offer, displeasure - rebeckychambers and I present to you “Resident Evil: Confessions (Episode 2)”!
yes, thank you very much.
crack confessions tuesday is at an end mainly because my headache is making it impossible for me to concentrate right now and i can’t really focus.
“Sailor Chris, Pirate Leon, Warrior Barry, and Gangsta Jake should form the ULTIMATE YMCA team.”
“Revelations 2 should end with Barry coming to the rescue, while wearing his Murica costume. He would headbutt the final boss, which has the effect of a Rocket Launcher. And then stab it with his nipples, which are actually sharper then Wolverine’s claws. After its defeated, they all ride into the sunset on a giant flying Sailor Chris….YOUR WELCOME CAPCOM!”
“Chris should’ve gotten prologue like Leon did. It would be him walking around, being drunk as FUUUUUCK, Seeing all kinds of crazy shit, It would end with him riding the toy Panda, while singing YMCA.”